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The Daily Me - More
44 Minutes, 30 Seconds
Economics Is The War On Drugs By Other Means
Let Them Eat *.
* Means Of Sustenance To Be Determined In Committee At A Later Date
The Amazing Chocolate Yummies Blog
You Don't Have To Live In Crazy Poverty To Work Here - But It Helps (To Keep You In Line)!
Are You On Crack?
Funny, The Things We Feel The Need To Apologize For
If You Thought That Excuse Was Bad, Wait Until You Hear The Apology!
Ask Santa a Question
Halal In The Family
A Harshly Worded Diplomatic Communique Should Show The Generals Exactly How We Feel On The Matter
Beeb Radio On the Web
But, Don't Let My Emotions Sway Your Vote...
The Bible - The Continuing Story
And, On The Ninth Day, He Didst Create Trial Lawyers
Big Alex' Domesday Countdown Page
Ali Blah Blah
And, Nobody Cleaned The Garbage Off The Classroom Floor.
And, Nobody Knew What Constituted "Graduation" (Or Wanted To Attend The Ceremony).
And...
Its Travel Agent Recommended Afghanistan, But It's Having Doubts
And, Not Just Any Eye, But The Piece's Third Eye - You Know, The One That Can See The Future Of Your Investment In Baltic Avenue!
Democracy - Such A Muslim Botherhood!
Shook His Fist And Shouted, "You Kids Get Off My Netflix!"
To Be Fair, The Conservatives Have A Lot On Their Platitudes
Working On The Cheney Gang
Bjork University Web Site
42 - Not That That Will Do You Any Good...
Canada: Still A Country?
Is Anything In Canada Worth Anything Any More?
When Competition For Tourist Dollars Goes Feral
You Certainly Spend Enough Money On THEM
CanWest Blowhole
Stuff And Nonsense...And Other Stuff
CBBS News
"I'm Back, Baby!" The Cold War Enthuses. "Didjya Miss Me?"
A Million Right-wing Foreign Policy Wonks Nod Enthusiastically
Internet Chatter Suggests The Jolly One Has Many Enemies On The Naughty List!
Never Attribute To Malice What Can Plausibly Be Denied By Bureaucratic Incompetence
REMEMBER: Sometimes A Joke About A Cigar Is Just A Joke About A Cigar
When Fetuses Carry Guns, Will They Necessarily Be Concealed?
C-DIK – Big Dick Radio
But...Is It Something You Want To Listen To?
He Doesn't Look A Day Over [Insert Your Grandmother's Age Here]!
The Chronicle of Lower Education
"Oh, And Pay Their Fees," Levy Added. "That's Very Important - The Fee Paying."
Cigar Extremist
If That's The Level Of Discourse You Want To Engage In, It Really Only Has One Logical Conclusion
Cohan
Considering Their Comedy Training, They Seem To Take Themselves Awfully Seriously
Do You Think It Might Have Affected The Grand Jury's Decision If, You Know, They Had Been Given The Chance To Hear It?
I'd Call It Flogging A Dead Horse, But It Would Probably End Up Part Of The Catechism
In Fact, You May Be Living In One And Not Even Realize It
Merry Diplomatic Row!
They NASA An Opportunity...
They Said His Real Name Was O'Bama Because...Geography Isn't Exactly Their Strong Point
You Think Ford's Mayorship Has Been Problematic? No Shirt!
Condor-Nasty Goer
The War On Discomfort Claims Another Victim
The Day to Day Show, With Jon Tudor
Or That They Believe That They Were Punished After The Last Government Shutdown They Caused BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T RIGHT WING ENOUGH
While Conditions On The Ground Are Going To Hell...
Write The Questions For Trivial Pursuit: National Security Edition?
Demi-TASS
Political Pundits Hit Especially Ha - Oh. Somebody's Knocking On My Door - Excuse Me A Moment, Will You?
Pushy, Pushy, Pushy
I'm In Love And It's Mushy
Disassociated Press
Chump Climate Change
Cops Who Mug Are The Worst
Germany's Famed Fourth Necromancers Division Is Feared Throughout Hogwarts
It Was Only His Left Hand, So He Can Still Effectively Host Cosmos
The President Will Deliver His State Of The Union Address To The Congress Bar And Grill On 7th Street, Starting A New Tradition
Somebody's Moral Compass Has Steered Them Into The Inlet Of Inhumanity
They Were Especially Amused By Conversations Between One Of Our Senior Editors And Her Twentysomething Boy Toy [No, We Weren't...Well, Okay, Maybe A Little...]
Earth Worst! Journal
Going Above And Beyond The Cull Of Duty
Money Well (Nuclear) Spent
Economics for Dummies
The Average Person Shrugs And Says, "Hey! It's No Ice Cream Out Of My Cone..."
The Premier Of A Darren Aronofsky Film?
Texte/Contexte
ehBay
Can't You Just Regift Them?
I'm Sure The President Of Chile Would Be Happy To Get The Atlas
Ending Trending Web Site
China In A Bull Shop
It's Not Exactly John Lennon
Oh, Put A Lid On It (And, No, That's Not A Reference To The Dead Animal On Your Head)
Okay, Here's The Thing: If He Hadn't Signed DOMA Into Law In The First Place, There Would Have Been Nothing For The Supreme Court To Victoriously Strike Down
Then, What Would We Have To Celebrate Now?
Too Much Gossip?
Let Us Spray...
Entertainment for Dummies
Or, My Favourite: Slowly Waved In Front Of A True Story...
The World Has Officially Exhausted Its Supply Of Jokes Using The Phrase "50 Shades Of..."
Headline Writers In Mourning
Everyday Zen
The Eternal Struggle (Give Or Take A Week Or Two)
Fashion Crimes TV
Fashionable Rugs?
Ferbs
Pointy Heads Come Up With Round Error
Royalty Humour
Sweet But Bad For You (And, We're Not Talking Trans Fats!)
The Tao Of The Dow
What About 83.279? Hunh - Call Yourself A Business Publication?!
The Festerin Report
Meat Is Mordor
Gadzoosk
The Dating Site Rejected The Hobby Lobby Account, So You Know It Has Higher Standards Than The Supreme Court
Hellmark Greeting Cards
I Hope You'll Appreciate The Tickets To The Ball Game/Roses/Nothing (You're Just A Postman, After All) (Choose One) I Got You To Celebrate!
High Times and Misdemeanors
Why Isn't This A T-shirt?
The Inquiring National Star
You Could Say The Threat Of Life In Prison Made Him "Scared Clean Shaven"
Jennifer's Brain Blorts
Aren't You Forgetting Something?
Cecis Est Une Pancarte
Jackie Of All Trades
Something Tells Me That Couch Gets A Lot Of Use...
La Scrittoria del Roma - Edizione Inglese
Imagine The Bunga Bunga Parties!
Oooh - No! Don't! Just - Don't!
You Clearly Have A Troubled Soul, My Child...
Late Tonight with David Lenoman
Gives New Meaning To The Term "Playing To The Base"
Humour Is Such A Personal Thing (Unlike, Apparently, Abortion)
If You Flash That Toothy Grin
The Terrorists Win
The Ministry's First Act: Outlawing Poverty
The Ministry's Second Act: Unicorns For Everybody!
Listen Up, Asshole!
Touchy, But Not Feely
You Know What They Say: Opinions Are Like Royal Assholes Because Everybody...Umm...Has...Well, Ahh, Maybe They Don't Say Exactly That...
LotsMusic
Republicans Have A Good Beat And You Can Dance On The Graves Of Your Enemies To It
Martini's Up Canada! Blog
Did We Mention That The Attacks Were BY Canadians?
It's Uttar Madness
Melancholy Roger's Reviews
How Are Those Insurance Ads Working For You, Gordie?
Michelle's Obscure Pedantry Page
I'm Shocked, Shocked That The Right Would Use This Issue To Divert Attention From The CIA Torture Report! In Recent Years, They Have Proven To Be A Party Of Substance!
Remember, UKIP Your Nose And UKIP Your Friends, But...
So...Is The Word "Vidiot" Latin For "I See Stupid People?"
The Non-existent Pages
Why Can't I Quilt You?
NOW and THEN
Can The City A-Ford Five More Years?
Ford Fatigue Hits The Nation (Just Not His Nation)
Gender Confuseds Indifferent To Israeli Apartheid Didn't Know What To Think
The Structure Has More Integrity Than The People Who Would Use Its Discovery For Political Gain...
If You've Seen Guardians Of The Galaxy, You Know How Weaponized Raccoons Have Become
The O'Meilly Factor
Ha Ha Ha Indeed
His Encounter Was Obviously With The Much Feared Falklands Jaw Unhinging Sheep
Understanding Just Leads To...More Understand, And What's The Good Of That?
Peephole
Some Things You Just Don't Joke About (Unless You're Mel Brooks)
The Podunk Mash & Enquirer
Believing is Deceiving
He Doesn't Mean To Be Petty, But...
Not That He's Likely To Know What To Do With It
Or, Even What It Is...
Only One Person Got The Joke, But He Was The Only Audience That Mattered To Himself
Why Not Take Them To See Mississippi Is Burning?
It's A Compromise Guaranteed To Please Nobody
You May Want To Stay Away From Skittles
This Is Just One More Way They Are Bad For Your Health
You're New At Damage Control, Aren't You?
The Postington Wash
"History Doesn't Even Need To Be On A Hunger Strike. I'm Just Fascinated By All The Things You Can Do To People's Asses!"
"You Forgot The Part Where The Alternate Universe Has To Be Hostile To Life," Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Helpfully Added
CGI'm Innocent, I Swear!
Did You Try Bacon? Mmmmmm...Everything Tastes Better With Bacon!
Guess He Won't Be Getting His Sociology Degree Any Time Soon
Honest Debate Is Hard To Come By From People With A Chip...In Their Shoulder
The Pentagon's Gonna Party Like It's 1955
We're Number One! USA Is Number One! In Heart Disease And Preventable Deaths!
Why Is That A Good Thing?
Who Cares? We're Number One! USA Is Number One!
Random Thought and Blood Clots
Immediately After The Discovery, The Average Life Expectancy Jumped 33 Years
Recipes for Disaster
Leftovers Quickly Become Toxic - Dispose Of Them Immediately
Religion for Dummies
Okay, Who Litmus The Fuse Of Religious Intolerance?
The Rush Limburger Home Page
Oh, Take A Pill!
Ooh...Sorry, I Meant...
Once Again, Rush Puts His (Food) Stamp On Public Policy
Umm, Yeah - If That's Really Her Goal, I Don't Think She Needs To Put That Much Effort Into It...
Safe Xtreme Vacations
Mister Putin, Tear Down This Currency!
Satire for Dummies
Freedom? Baguette And Tag It
Saturday Night, Fevered
If They Would Only Ask, I Would Be Happy To Offer Some Thoughts On Finding A Lasting Peace In The Middle East...
The Schwartz Sports Report
Explanation Smacks Of Cowardice
If We Allow (Certain) End Zone Displays Of Gratitude, The Terrorists Will Win
Monkey Sochi, Monkey D'oh!
On Just About Every Street Corner, Actually
So-chi?
So-key?
Saw-key?
Saw-chi?
Sawwww-chhhhhhi?
Best Pronunciation Is Probably: Boon-dog-el...
Time Springs Eternal
And, Yes, One Could Detect The Beginnings Of A Tear In Their Corporate Eye
Scientific Canadian
David Cronenberg Was A Design Consultant
From Now On, All Pop Will Be Described As...Hydrogenated...
It Can't Be Any More Horrific Than Current Methods
This Week On Medical Scare Stories
Drug Company Freebies: The Horrors Of A Hidden Addiction
Unfortunately, Happiness Is Not Scientifically Measurable
Preferably, A Zoo With A Good Supplemental Health Insurance Plan...
When Your Left Ear Falls Off, You'll Know What The Problem With The Drug Is
Until Then, Just Trust Us
StunnedTV
Good Girls Don't, But Atwood
The Hell Bus Guys Can Sympathize
Progress May Take Many Forms, Including A Lot Which Do Not Look Progressive At All
This Week in Medievalism
And, Lo, The Righteous Shall Have Their Prejudices Codified Into Law Because, Hey, What Profiteth A Faith Organization To Buy A Politician And Gain Nothing?
Given A Choice, 72 Per Cent Of Students Choose The Rack Over Dodgeball
Tis a Puzzlement
HINT: It's Not 1
Part Of A Village People Song Title?
You'll Love The Phone App!
Unicycle
Get Smart
Make An Abercrombie Line For Another Clothier
Spare The Rod, Spoil The Chances Of Pleasing Conservative Bishops
That's Funny, Because Trying To Understand Some Catholic Church Doctrine Hurts Mine
They Were Just Following The Gluten Commandments...
Vancouver Stunned
The Collective Gasp Of Every Albertan Contributed Significantly To Global Warming
I'd Like To Say I Care About This Butt...
In Any Case, It's Not Like Anybody Other Than A Handful Of Eastern Intellectuals Cares About What Happens To Those People
Like Tar In The Sands In The Hourglass Of Time...
Seventy-eight Per Cent Are Planning On Cultivating A Taste For Dog Food
Things Really Do Sound Better In Fake Shakespearean English
Well, No Crazier Than You Already Are, In Any Case!
You Balance Your Books Your Way, We'll Balance Our Books Ours
Wall Street Infernal
It's A Fine Line Between Catering To Families And Creating Them
Ooh, Baby, Stroke My Irrational Exuberance There!
The Web Page of Lists
18. Any Point That Requires An Asterisked Footnote
BONUS: Ant-Man Would Crawl Into The Works And Get Crushed In The Timer
Contributing To The Ever-growing Volume Of In The Toilet Humour
If I Had Been That Committed To My First Wife...We Probably Never Would Have Gotten Married In The First Place...
It Really Is That Simple...
Next: Seven Top Reasons Humour Writers Go Meta All Year Round
One Misconception About Numbers:
1. Thirteen Has Mystical Powers Of Bad Luck
Weekends!
Assad Statement On World Politics
Bet You Didn't Realize That Animal House Was A Documentary!
The Honeymoon Was Over Years Before It Had Started
It Means They Play With Legos When The Court Is In Recess
Queasy Rider
When The World's Policeman Stops For Donuts And A Double Double
Women's Wear Daily Worker
Just When You Thought The Fashion Industry Couldn't Get Any Ickier...
We're Not Saying The System Has Been Abused, But Some Interns Are Old Enough To Be Cared For By Silvio Berlusconi!
Womyn's e-Vents
"Would You Like To Make A Deposit?" Means "Would You Like To Make A Deposit"
Aren't You Getting Tired Of Offering Simple Solutions To Complex Problems?
Oh, Snap! McKay Hit That One Out Of The Park! (Too Bad The Game Was Tennis)
Wryerson Journalism Review
Global Executives Respond, "Never Heard Of This Guy. You Sure He Was On our Network?"
It Was Just Your Bad Iqalukka, I Guess...
You Would Have Thought, Canada Being Such A Conservative Country Now, That They Would Have Had To Beat Viewers Off With A Stick!
(Actually, I Would Have Shelled Out Good Money To See The Pay Per View Special Of That)
Yellow Triangle Blues
Seek And Ye Shall Be Undermined
Your Guide to Getting Jobbed
Fukishima Me?
Oh, No, My Friend - Fukishima You!
We Know At Least 74 People Who Won't Have To Apply
Wow. With A Resume Like That, What Corporation Wouldn't Want Him Working For Them?